RA (Religious Advisor): Keeper of the Faith. Enforcer of the Scriptures. This is the Hasher who has seen the light (OFTEN BUD LIGHT) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The RA spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the Hash in all participants. Any Hasher found in Transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred traditions of the Hash- this comes with sufficient plausible lies to cover up and serious questions of propriety. ... |
RA (Religious Advisor): Keeper of the Faith. Enforcer of the Scriptures. This is the Hasher who has seen the light (OFTEN BUD LIGHT) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of Hashing. The RA spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the Hash in all participants. Any Hasher found in Transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred traditions of the Hash- this comes with sufficient plausible lies to cover up and serious questions of propriety. |
HASH MONK: Keeper of faith and blesser of all that is good.....BEER. Chase in the ways of alcohol (not women or men) the Hash Monk is the enforcer of peace within the Hash during RA services of Debouchery and deflowering of Virgins. A RA in training the Monk is the Hash Master of ARMS. Serves as witness to help cover up the serious plausible lies of the RA.
BEERMEISTER: This is unquestionably the most important position in the Hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure the lifeblood of Hashing is available at each and every Hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest "spirituous fermenti" available, always has coolers in the truck of his car and cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg between the ON-ON and ON-ON-ON. This job requires a strong back and a weak mind!!! |
HASH ON-SEC: This position is the masochist's dream come true....She struggles with piles of papers, miles of computer wire, and helps produce a Hash Trash to keep the Hash Members reasonably informed. She is the official representative on the internet-maintaining the Website, email lists and other such forms of nonsense. The ON-SEC also maintains the Hash membership data base and publishes the Hound Directory. Boring stuff to say the least!!!
HABERDASHER: Seller and often procurer and designer of Hash Gear. Often seems to be a mythical creature, i.e. when you are visiting another Hash you always seem to hear, "This is the first run she missed in three years!!" HASH CASH: The Holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each Hash Begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out. A most important position as they pay to keep the HASH full of its precious YELLOW NECTAR.......BEER!!!!! |